Kicks off Feb 9th!
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6 Live Calls
These aren't snooze-fest PowerPoint webinars - they're deep coaching calls. Come with your questions, and count on personalized attention.
We'll work through it all together.
All the Steps
It took me a damn year to launch my newsletter because I had no launch plan. I want to teach you everything I learned so you can go faster.
Do the right shit in the right order.
Top Templates
I'll show you the killer subscriber flow that has earned me 80%+ open rates and 50%+ click rates, while teaching me a ton about my readers.
I'm sharing templates that really work.
Infinite Stories
As much as I don't want to be the "I developed an AI tool" bro... I did develop an AI tool that will turn your life experiences into stories that stick.
You'll never look at a blank page again.
COURSE OUTLINE
It's just 4 weeks. You got this.
01
Set it up
The most common question I get from folks who want to start a newsletter is "What should I write about?".
And it's an easy question to answer once we nail down why you're writing, and who you're writing for. In week one, we'll:
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Assess your goals
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Identify your unique point of view
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Establish some sharp (and adaptable) positioning
02
Plan it
After publishing an average of 1,500 words per week for 90+ weeks straight, I've incorporated everything I've learned into a killer content planning platform:
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Yes, it uses AI
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No, it's not icky
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And it WILL help you plan your first 5 issues in only the second week of this accelerator
Oh - and I'm giving you access to it for an entire year.
03
Write it
I'll teach you how to f*cking slay your writing. You'll learn about:
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Storytelling structures
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The grabbiest hooks and subject lines
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How to make readers feel something
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And the psychology of why all this matters
04
Launch it
Using easily personalizable templates that took me goddamn years to hone, you'll:
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Design a knock-out landing page
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Craft an unmissable welcome flow
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Get your first 100 subscribers
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Start collecting important audience data from day one
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Oh, and publish your first issue!
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Keep it going
This accelerator isn't just designed to help you launch your newsletter - you'll install a system that makes it sustainable.
No more
blank pages
Always have stories ready. You're too busy to stare at a blank page trying to figure out what the hell to write.
No more
inconsistency
Willpower is not a plan. Install a system that makes it easy to show up and write, even when you don't feel inspired.
No more
boring shit
Publish captivating stories, not dry lectures, or even worse, AI slop. People trust real people, not polished content.
No more
wasted moments
Every lived moment will become valuable content that helps you build unbreakable trust. Don't you dare waste them.
Time to get naked
Don't clutch your pearls just yet — I'm talking about your newsletter.
So... why do you want your newsletter to be naked?
A naked newsletter cuts the B.S. and inspires trust between you and the reader. It will inspire them to:
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Hire you
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Buy from you
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Want to work for you
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Or give you opportunities
Showing up consistently for your audience with personal stories that deliver value is the best way to earn trust. And it's a no-brainer when you learn the system I developed after publishing my newsletter every week for the last 90+ weeks.
Trust me on this shit ;-)
-Kristin
FAQ
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Got questions? Reach Kristin directly at kristin@drunkmedia.co.